FADE IN:
INT. CARDBOARD BOX, MIDDLE OF WARZONE - DAY
287,000 BBFC CERTIFICATE STICKERS and UMDS sit next to one another in pitch darkness while SNAKE talks to GENE on codec. HUMOUR enters.
GENE falls over.
THE BOSS enters.
WHAT'S NEW enters.
THE FURY enters.
PUNCHLINE enters.
HUMOUR evaporates.
THIS WEEK enters.
