Well, good. I've wanted a new in-game trailer for Dead Island, and now I've got one. Now I want £10m, and a speedboat. You can watch the trailer below. You can deliver the money/boat to my house.

Gosh, it's looking awfully pretty.

We'll be getting our hands on Dead Island in a few weeks. In the meantime, pretend to control it as you watch by waggling your mouse and thumping at your keyboard.

Dead Island - 'Tragedy Hits Paradise' teaser, May 2011 Watch on YouTube