We've got mere hours to go until comedy poker sim Poker Night At The Inventory unlocks over at Steam. Have you got it pre-ordered? It's cheap! A paltry £2.92. That is literally no money.
In case you've forgotten, this bizarre camembert-powered dream of a game has you playing cards with Max from Sam & Max, Tycho from Penny Arcade, Strong Bad from Homestar Runner and The Heavy from Team Fortress 2. As a neat extra, beating each of these characters earns you an item of theirs that can be equipped in Team Fortress 2. The latest trailer (which I don't believe we've posted) lies below, and John's Wot I Think lies in wait at some point in the near future.
I used to have poker nights with my friends when I was about 16. Sometimes that felt pretty cool, and sometimes one of my friends would bring along a kebab and lay it out on the table like a backalley doctor opening up a gunshot victim. My playing cards are still smudged with chilli sauce. I do not miss being a teenager.
