In Steve Hogarty's latest premature evaluation, he ascertained that it's totally worth simulating accurate battles in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. One question, though, was left unacceptably ignored.
How many hobbits does it take to kill a mammoth?
To make sure the mammoth was comfortable, I simulated each battle in its natural habitat.
One hobbit cannot kill a mammoth.
1hobbits Watch on YouTube
Ten hobbits cannot kill a mammoth.
10hobbits Watch on YouTube
One hundred hobbits cannot kill a mammoth.
100hobbits Watch on YouTube
Two hundred hobbits cannot kill a mammoth (though they can kill my framerate).
200hobbits Watch on YouTube
Two hundred and thirty?
230hobbits Watch on YouTube
Job's a goodun.
