Last week, the black-trousered boy band of Final Fantasy XV rolled out of their console garage and into the open world of the PC. I was looking forward to this and have spent a year and a half willfully ignoring the reviews and chatter about the game. That was stupid. As a result, I didn’t learn about any of the game’s irksome flaws. I didn’t learn, for instance, that there’s a megaton of rubbish side quests.