The Crush House: All Cast Members, Ranked

Summary

• The Crush House thrives on a cast with big personalities, from conspiracy theorists to scary gym chicks.
• Each cast member brings unique drama, relationships, and entertainment to the show for viewers to enjoy.
• When picking a cast for a season, consider the dynamics between members for maximum drama and entertainment.

If there's anything that keeps the Crush House audiences tuning in every day, it's the cast. The Crush House is populated by twelve zany cast members. These cast members range from silly to sneaky to just plain snarky, but they're all totally Crushin'.

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Picking out a good cast for a season is vital. Certain cast members will get on better with others, and some combinations will spark juicy, juicy drama. Each cast member is a fully-fledged character with likes, dislikes, and tons of personality, but which ones are totally Crush Worthy? These are every member of the Crush House cast, ranked.

12 Gunther

Causing Problems On Purpose

Every reality show needs to have That Guy. You know, the guy who is there just to start drama with other characters. They take on every contrarian viewpoint just to be contrary, change opinions like changing clothes, and seem to exist just to annoy. Gunther is That Guy.

Gunther is the designated conspiracy theorist for the Crush House cast. He's the darling of the more conspiratorial viewers of the Crush House, but even regular viewers might enjoy the drama he brings. His personality type is "Contrarian Guy," and he'll go over 'well' (terribly) with more free-thinking members of the cast.

11 Ayo

Nerds Go Home

Ayo is all go-go-go. She's tough, rough, and totally buff. Designated the "Scary Gym Chick" by the personality system, Ayo is here to make it to Friday and chew bubble gum. And she's all out of bubblegum.

Ayo can be hard to get along with. She really doesn't like nerds, so characters like Veer may want to stay out of her way. However, she's weirdly fond of innocent characters, so she may form unexpectedly wholesome bonds with characters like Charlie and Alex. Viewers will get what they see with Ayo, and she's a great fit for a season filled with big personalities.

10 Veer

Keep Calm And Carry On

The "Nervous Brit Geek" of the Crush House is sure to win the hearts of any audience. Whether that's through his adorable attitude or through him being bullied into the ground by bigger personalities is yet to be seen.

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Veer hides his neurotic nature under a veneer of good-natured cheerfulness. But that isn't all he is: Veer is also a musician, and audiences that love music will love Veer. He'll probably get along best with a cast of other gentle, wholesome cast members...but what's the fun in that? Veer truly shines when he's in awkward situations- and that's great TV.

9 Milo

Small Body, Big Drama

Don't let Milo's smaller size fool you: there's a reason his designated personality type is "Volatile Hippy Kid." Milo is a character who likes to think that he's pretty nice. He's friendly and outgoing to everyone...at first. But the longer he's in the Crush House, the meaner he gets.This makes for fantastic TV.

Everything seems to annoy Milo, but he's especially bothered by loud noises, criticism, and bubbly personalities. That description fits pretty much everything in the Crush House. Adding Milo to the cast is sure to quench the thirst of any audience that wants to see people arguing over absolutely nothing.

8 Charlie

The Girl Next Door

Charlie is one of the more wholesome members of the cast to add to the season. She's a girl next door with a lot of heart and a lot of charm. She's left behind her little siblings and her babysitting job to come to Malibu, and she hopes that it's worth her time.

But don't let that facade fool you because Charlie can be just as dramatic as anyone else. Charlie isn't a fan of unconventional romance, and won't react well to what she thinks is 'scandalous'. She thinks the Crush House could stand to be more modest, and her ideas of morality can and will clash with others.

7 Coco

Clown-Haters, Eat Your Heart Out

Reality TV is best suited for big personalities. The bigger the personality, the better they seem to be at adapting to the demands of being a star. If that is true, then there is no person who would be better at being in the Crush House than Coco.

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Coco is almost tailor-made for TV. He's loud, vibrant, and totally eye-catchingly pretty. He's here to make waves and will get upset at other characters if they aren't feeding into the drama. Coco can literally generate drama from the lack of drama. He's the perfect reality TV contestant, and he knows it.

6 Joyumi

The Queen Of Mean

How does that saying go from reality TV? "I'm here to win; I'm not here to make friends." The Crush House isn't exactly a show characters can win, but Joyumi embodies this saying perfectly. This "Sexy Ice Queen" of the cast is all business all the time, even if that business is Crushin' It.

Joyumi is a control freak. Many of her interactions involve pushing other contestants around or resenting them for trying to change her. Any change to her routine will set her off, and the Crush House is nothing but inconsistent. Joyumi also loves competition, so no matter the cast, Joyumi will find something to complain about.

5 Priscilla

Her Mom's Big In Argentina

Some people are just born to be stars. And then there are some people who are just born to be reality TV stars. They're dramatic, loud, and above all, very, very rich. Priscilla is one of those people that was made to be feral on TV.

Priscilla is the "Unstable Rich Kid" of the cast who is explicitly said to be 'meltdown imminent.' She loves old-fashioned romance, but that love of love is often in conflict with her desire to be famous for being famous. Make sure you capture that sweet, sweet footage when she finally does explode.

4 Diya

A Model Contestant

Diya is probably the best designed character out of the contestants. She has a 1990s Grace Jones energy that makes her immediately stand out in a line-up. Like Grace Jones, Diya is a model and she is more than ready to take on the Crush House. She does think that she is beneath reality TV, though, which is sure to ruffle some feathers. Excellent.

In terms of relationships, Diya likes to be wooed. She likes her friends and lovers to support her unconditionally, which can lead to delicious, nutritious drama in the house. While the other girls may be fun, Diya is the true diva of the cast, and does she know it.

3 Alex

Just A Friend

The "Chill Carpenter Guy" of the Crush House has been described by some as a human golden retriever. They were a hundred percent correct. Alex is so loveable and friendly that it seems like he was made in a lab to be the perfect friend.

For all his friendliness, Alex prefers to keep things on the surface level. Maybe that's how he has so many friends. He likes small talk and his own space, and can usually be found surfing when not in the Crush House. He's very popular with audiences that prefer a more wholesome cast. If you're looking to build a more chill season, Alex is the perfect guy to bring.