Baldur's Gate 3 players have been shocked to discover that Patch 5, which just released yesterday, has randomly added jiggly physics to all of the willies in the game.

Baldur's Gate 3 is already one of the biggest and most beloved games of the current generation, but it turns out that it can get even bigger, even better, and even more... jiggly. After a week or so of teasing, Larian finally released Patch 5 yesterday which, beyond being a whopping 30GB, adds a ton of new features, like extended epilogue scenes, two new difficulty modes, and even the canonisation of Bing Bong.

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All of that is great and all, but there's one thing that Patch 5 adds to Baldur's Gate 3 that towers above the rest. Or rather, it jiggles above the rest - that's right, Larian finally added jiggle physics to willies. Before Patch 5, willies in Baldur's Gate 3 were pretty static things, never swaying in the wind or making any movement at all.

Now, though, they've been given a whole new lease of life. In the name of science, I instantly undressed my Fighter and had him run around the camp naked for a bit. Remember, for science. It was made instantly clear that Larian has indeed added jiggle physics to willies, as my Fighter's was bouncing around merrily like it never had before. I assume it's the same for Wyll, Gale, and Astarion, but I was too busy laughing to check.

Funnily enough, jiggle physics are something that Baldur's Gate 3 players have actually been asking for ever since the game first launched, so this isn't just a random thing to include from Larian - it's jiggly fan-service.

We're obviously not going to link a video of jiggling privates here, but the comments underneath this post from Twitter user ghoulbrainz, who praises Larian for "stealth adding c*ck physics", should give you what you need if you really need to see it in action. You could also just go undress your own Baldur's Gate 3 character, which I'm sure some of you are halfway to doing as you read this sentence.

Interestingly, despite Larian's patch notes always being uber-detailed and full of jokes, I couldn't find a single mention of the jiggle physics being added to the game. Guess that's one of the "surprises" and "labours of love" that the studio was talking about earlier this week.

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