So many things out of E3, so little caffeine and sanity left. Let's get to the shorts of it, shall we?

  • E3 had a Saints Row: The Third-themed bikini car wash. How many attendees even drove to the conference anyway?
  • Speaking of scantily clad women: there will no more live models of Lara Croft. There will be an Origins movie though.
  • Is Kotick planning on buying Myspace? Some insiders think so.
  • Seems like everyone has seen Aliens: Colonial Marines. D'toid has too, and seemed pleased with the "freakin' FANTASTIC Alien Queen."
  • There's a lot of Dead Island screens through here. Not many are new, though.
  • SOE has just announced that it has dropped the price of Station Access to $19.99 a month.
  • Check out a video and a hands-on with Rochard, the gravity-bending, platform-puzzler for PSN.
  • GamersGate is launching FreeGames in 84-days, and it will be an ad-supported platform for both PC and Mac.
  • An extended version of the Eagle trailer for The Lord of the Rings: War in the North has been released with developer commentary.
  • The Accursed Woods location has been revealed for The Secret World. Looks spooky.
  • There are 57 shots of Harvest Moon: The Tale of Two Towns through here.
  • A trailer for Disney Universe has been released. Makes us feel like an innocent child, again.
  • "Videogames are becoming kinder and gentler as women and older players seek pleasure in a pastime long dominated by teenage boys hell-bent on winning wars in fantasy worlds." Yeah, right. Gears says hi.
  • X-Men Destiny apparently makes you pretend to be The X-Men without actually playing as them.