PSN's still down. You now weigh a stone heavier thanks to tearful chocolate gorging. And some other stuff.

Listen:

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Read:

  • PSN's been down for six days. A credit card hack may have been the root cause, but Sony's saying very little.
  • Nintendo’s confirmed that Wii’s successor, codenamed Project Café, will be announced and playable at E3 this year. Get a full round-up on everything we know so far here.
  • Sony's announced two PlayStation Certified tablets for release in late 2011. Movie, screens, details.
  • Nintendo's profits hit a seven-year low in FY2011. 3DS missed its hardware target by 0.4 million units.

That's it. Three-day week in the UK this week, thanks to some absurdly privileged imbeciles getting married on Friday. Make the most of it.