Hamza dropped a smoke bomb and fled through the back door again, leaving me to handle this post. Joke’s on him, since I get to write about his favorite game, Super Mario RPG. (Full image here, via Reddit.) We’re never going to get a high-def remake, are we? Instant sadness.
We got another look at the increasingly slick-looking Alice: Madness Returns, heard about some Lesbian Spider Queens, got juicy details on Mass Effect 3 (Garrus fanboys, unite), saw an unabashedly shameless trailer for Duke Nukem Forever, and more on 04/08/11.
Destructoid Originals:
Are you still playing your 3DS?
Post-it notes are the future at Codemasters
Friday Night Fights: So Many Mike edition
Live show: Mash Tactics community picks
Watch us seek revenge tomorrow morning on Hangover
Live Show: Backlog forges on in the Forsaken Kingdom
Community:
Aaamaazing: There’s a symphony in there!
Contests:
Contest: Win Gunnar Optiks Digital Performance Eyewear!
Previews:
Preview: Alice: Madness ReturnsPreview: Red Johnson’s Chronicles
Reviews:
Review: Three Trees (iOS)
News:
Disgaea 4 hits US in September, EU in Fall
Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars (not quite Ziggy Stardust)
Music Unlimited: Streaming songs on your PSP, April 14
Twisted Metal dated for October 4
Mass Effect 3 details … because you want them
Deal North: Good deals everywhere this week
Sony’s Tretton: Nintendo systems are ‘babysitting tools’
PopCap title Unpleasant Horse rejected by Apple
Resistance 3 multiplayer beta early access detailed
Red Dead Redemption getting pre-order bonuses as DLC
Pre-order Dungeon Siege III, get first two games for free
PSP gets a Euro price cut, down 24 percent to €129.99
Here’s some of what you’ll be killing in Torchlight II
Mega Man Legends 3 back in development after hiatus
iOS is next for You Don’t Know Jack
Free apps of the day: Squareball & WAVE
Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac tracks to hit Rock Band 3
Blood Bowl: Legendary Edition is down to $10 on Steam
EyePet sequel coming to PS3 later this year
Offbeat:
Maximum Iffy: Another Yakuza 4 hostess in porn
AR T-shirt for 3DS has dragons coming out of your chest!
Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin’: Red Faction: Guerrilla
Media:
Red Faction: Armageddon has exposition
A brief history of Duke Nukem
The Foes of F.E.A.R 3: The Almaverse
The lovely ladies of Duke Nukem Forever
The master of Mortal Kombat, Shang Tsung
