Tomorrow is April Fools day, which means the entire internet WILL BE LYING TO YOUR FACE. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENTS!?
Destructoid Originals:
Dishwasher: Vampire Smile plush is adorbs
Exclusive: Video of Dungeon Siege III’s Lucas Montbarron
Good riddance: 10 games we’re happy were canceled
Live show: Mash Tactics plays Crysis 2, win a 3DS contest
The Memory Card .84: A royal assist
New Dtoid Shirts! Featuring Squidbear!
Dtoid server maintenance scheduled tonight
Live Show: Watch that dopey Majin on Backlog now
Community:
Earthbound auction for Japan relief!
Contests:
Contest: Win Yakuza 4 for the PlayStation 3!
April Fools:
Runes of Magic getting a Destructoid facelift
Previews:
Preview: Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes HD
News:
Beenox-developed Spider-Man: Edge of Time announced
Mega Man Universe canceled
Frog Minutes now in App Store, is totally addictive
PlayStation Plus hookup! Free Sonic 2, discounts
BloodRayne 2D side-scroller coming to PSN/XBLA
ArmA 2 creators want you to get to da choppah
Japan: 3DS and PSP tied up in sales charts
Petition asks Walmart not to sell ‘sexist’ Duke Nukem
Final Fantasy XIII: Female characters’ looks come second
Chahi: Digital distribution brought creativity back
Sun says 3DS making hundreds dizzy, Nintendo disagrees
Kingdom Hearts Sephiroth confirmed for Dissidia 012 DLC
Xenoblade coming to Europe as Xenoblade Chronicles
Harmonix starts ‘Healing Pack’ auctions to help Japan
Suda51 wants to make No More Heroes 3
Walmart exclusives in SOCOM 4, Michael Jackson: TE
SOE restructuring, layoffs coming, The Agency canceled
DoW II: Retribution Dark Angels multiplayer DLC announced
Genesis game Monster World IV coming to PSN, XBLA
Pokemon site offering free Eevee evolution
Sword and Sworcery LP coming next week
Rocksteady: 80% of Arkham City takes place on the streets
Take a look at this intriguing BioShock 2 concept art
Play for Japan: The Album, headed up by Akira Yamaoka
Tons of good games on sale on Xbox Live now
‘Visit’ theme parks with your 3DS
GameStop buys Spawn Labs, will acquire Impulse
Offbeat:
Media:
Saints Row: The Third trailer makes its debut
L.A. Noire ‘Slip of the Tongue’ pre-order DLC gets video
Magicka: Vietnam dated for April 12, priced
See Halfbrick’s Age of Zombies running on Xperia Play
1000 Heroz sure does look goofy
