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Game news nirvana

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This past weekend I was up late and feeling loopy, and some haikus about a Flash game nobody cares about fell out of that state. Struck with inspiration, I thought, “Why can’t all news be digested 17 syllables at a time?” Thus, the video above was conceived.

Here are the stories mentioned, in case you missed them the first time and would like more information than a three-line stanza affords.

  • Critic Anita Sarkeesian immortalized as TowerFall alternate archer
  • Could this be it? A true Banjo-Kazooie spiritual successor?
  • The Shulk amiibo will be at GameStop tomorrow, I hope you pre-ordered it
  • Nearly two years later, Molyneux still hasn’t delivered for the Curiosity winner
  • Review: The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask 3D
  • Review: Evolve
  • Square Enix reveals new Dissidia Final Fantasy

There! Are you feeling a little more zen now?

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