Game News Haikus: EarthBound, The Last of Us, Mortal Kombat X, and more

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Zen distilled stories
Recommended VideosI wrote a thing about The Last of Us last week, and despite the use of measured language, there were accusations of extreme opinions on either side. Come on, people. That is not very zen. Find your nirvana.
In this series, we take a look at the stories that gathered the most attention of the past week, and distill each one down to its essence. Here are the topics that the surly D. Takeshi Nakamura takes on this week:
- First Ness, now his game? EarthBound ‘sold out’ on Club Nintendo reward list
- Nintendo open to third-party Smash Bros. DLC votes
- The Last of Us multiplayer DLC is not okay
- Warner Bros. making a Five Nights at Freddy’s movie
- Review: Pokémon Rumble World
- Welp, Cassie Cage has a jaw-dropping (hah) selfie fatality in Mortal Kombat X
- Microsoft again gives the finger to Conker fans