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Far Cry‘s new thing seems to be free flowing painted/tribal tits, nipple slips be damned, and those feature prominently in this video. But if you stick around, you’ll see that there is also a little, flaccid penis!

I never let a dick get by me. I was first on the scene at Capcom’s potential $30,000 gold cat dick and I swallowed followed that story as best I could from the other side of the world and exposed that it, in fact, was not a lil dick.

But this? Certifiable dick with insurmountable video evidence. Makes my job easier 

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