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Pokémon Black and White released today, and you’d be surprised at how many people said they’re opting for White. Obviously, this is utterly racist, as I’m sure you’ve heard 1,000 times on the Internet already today. 

Fortunately, some of us are a bit more socially progressive and are still “down” with the “hoes and tricks.” Thank God somebody is providing a positive example in serious videogame journalism.

Did you get your Pokermanz today? Which color did you get?

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