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The carcass of another awful Monday lies defeated beneath the heel of our collective boot, and we are free to watch today’s episode of The Destructoid Show.

Today, we talk about how the Playstation Network has been down for almost a week, and that’s dumb. Something new and Pokemon-related is on the way. The guys over at Gearbox helped a guy propose to his girlfriend using Borderlands, which is pretty cute if you’re into marriage and weddings or whatever. There’s more noise about that Nintendo Project Cafe thing, which is still too hypothetical for me to care about. Finally, news about Hitman 5 is an excuse for me to Photoshop my head onto a oily, muscular body. I love my job.

Spoiler Alert: Sweet tie, right?

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