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Here’s a photo for your nightmare file. It’s ’80s versions of Wil Wheaton and Jason Bateman kickin’ it with possibly the worst version of Mario that Nintendo marketing could ever dream of.

According to the “article,” Wheaton and Bateman were at an event with other celebs just sitting around, being bros, playing Super Mario Bros. … just the way bros do.

Apparently Wheaton dominated. See where video games get you kids? Nowhere.

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